Friday, June 25, 2004
Literature Warning: This Product Should Not Be Used While Operating Heavy Machinery Or Sitting In An Office
Listening to an unabridged audiobook of Of Mice and Men may cause the user to burst suddenly and uncontrollably into tears, especially when George tells Lenny (sniff) about the rabbits and Lenny is SO happy because he’s all innocent (sniff) and you just know that George loves him so he tells him about the rabbits again cause he knows that Lenny didn’t MEAN to kill the pretty lady and the pup and he thought George was gonna be so angry at him but George ain’t because he knows he didn’t mean no harm but Lenny’s gonna get lynched and George (whimper, sniff) takes out the gun because otherwise Lenny will die afraid and George wants his last moments to be perfectly happy and you just know that George is ruined too cause all his hopes and dreams were borrowed from Lenny and taking care of Lenny gave his life meaning that it would never have had and now he has to shoot him in the back of the head and then he’s going to just crawl into a bottle and his soul will die along with Lenny on the shore of that river…
It is therefore not recommended that you read this book at work or you might have to run into the bathroom and huddle in a stall and cry for ten minutes.
Personal Note: Like using any controlled substance while at work, it was kinda nice to feel some genuine emotion while trapped beneath the fluorescent tubes.
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