Saturday, July 12, 2003
Why I'd Like to be a Pirate
I could be the one pirate in all the seven seas who still had clean healthy teeth. They would see my smile and elect me the pirate queen... and I could sing, "I am the Pirate Queen!" After a few years, I'd have leathery skin and crow's feet that you could hide gold doubloons in, but my tri-corn hat would distract from the wrinkles.
