Saturday, April 05, 2003
Why I'd Like to be a Hooker
I know, intellectually, that being a hooker is a bad, dangerous, dirty, brutal business. But like most Americans, I can't help assimilating the emotion, if not the substance of Hollywood; and as everyone knows, being a movie hooker is a beautiful, high paying career filled with love and adventure. All hookers are beautiful (except Julia Roberts).
Then there's the sex. All the sex you want, some of it you don't... but there's always a handy body guard to enforce the john's good behavior, and if not, then the hooker inevitable knows kung fu, and can teach grabby men a lesson. Also, hookers make great assasins and if there's anyting I want to be more than a hooker, it's an assasin.
